Would you have sex with a sentient car? - RocketMadness

ernie · 11-08-2006, 07:47 AM

What if you were transported to the "Cars" universe for example and was trapped there. Eventually you would get lonely and want some female/male companionship. Since there is no humans there it would have to be with a car. Would you do it?

ernie would because ernie is open to just about any kind of kinky thing.

ernie is not sure how that would work exactly. ernie would assume on such a car the tailpipe would be the equivent of the ass and the gas tank would be the vagina but you are really talking about a complete new species, so maybe there is no equals?

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kevinray7 · 11-08-2006, 07:51 AM

I don't think i get your sense of humor

screwzer · 11-08-2006, 08:59 AM

I Think We Know Why Your A Troll

ernie · 11-08-2006, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by screwzer

I Think We Know Why Your A Troll

You're.

ernie is not a Troll.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh...

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CHAD1000RR · 11-08-2006, 09:44 AM

kevinray7 · 11-08-2006, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CHAD1000RR

Now thats funny to me

Russ · 11-08-2006, 10:27 AM

'sup e?

***SuperChicken*** · 11-08-2006, 10:38 AM

You have the ability to post here ONLY because of Russ' word, which carries weight around here. I have moved this thread to the proper forum, and you will remain able to post...for now.

I nor Joey have time to deal with BS. Create work for either of us, and it will go back to the way it was before. Balls in your court.

Russ · 11-08-2006, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperChicken

You have the ability to post here ONLY because of Russ' word, which carries weight around here. I have moved this thread to the proper forum, and you will remain able to post...for now.

I nor Joey have time to deal with BS. Create work for either of us, and it will go back to the way it was before. Balls in your court.

Ben, think of ernie as entertainment. He's not malicious (initially), and taken on the right level, can be quite humorous.

Maybe a Yin to Buckwheat's Yang or something...

***SuperChicken*** · 11-08-2006, 01:08 PM

I can take it with the best of them, but the last time he was around it cost me and joey about 2 hours out of our work days to lock this site tighter than a frogs ass and I dont feel like doing that again. Every user here suffered inconvenience because of them.

Russ · 11-08-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperChicken

I can take it with the best of them, but the last time he was around it cost me and joey about 2 hours out of our work days to lock this site tighter than a frogs ass and I dont feel like doing that again. Every user here suffered inconvenience because of them.

I hear ya.. You're the mod/admin, so it's your rules.

***SuperChicken*** · 11-08-2006, 02:39 PM

He's welcome. I'm just saying i never forget those that cost me time.

Russ · 11-08-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperChicken

He's welcome. I'm just saying i never forget those that cost me time.

If that's the case, I'm probably #3 on your shit list then.

kevinray7 · 11-08-2006, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ganer13

I don't know but here goes....

It doesn't look like fun... might be hot

Ganer13 · 11-08-2006, 05:31 PM

Damn, Kev your picture was zapped again.

YZF600_twin · 11-08-2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CHAD1000RR

YAAAAAAAAA ROB COCKERHAM. I love that guy. www.cockeyed.com

That dude is flippin hilarious.

isocyanates · 11-08-2006, 10:26 PM

well ernie as long as you are happy and
you don't force yourself on an under age car,
i say wear it out!! and wear protection!
like i always say:
don't drink and drive,
and wear your rubber!!

BUCKWHEAT · 11-08-2006, 10:54 PM

Are the cars hot and sleek with plush interiors & nice lines and curves? Are they promiscuous? I'd be a playboy if it felt right.

AMDemon · 11-14-2006, 03:20 PM

I'm down for it I guess, but the weird thing about that movie is there are no bikes. I would like to think that if I was transported in that situation I would be a motorcycle, and of course there are plenty of bikes I would have sex with.

jgreco15 · 11-14-2006, 05:04 PM

i don't get it

11-08-2006, 07:47 AM	#1
ernie Troll Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	Would you have sex with a sentient car? What if you were transported to the "Cars" universe for example and was trapped there. Eventually you would get lonely and want some female/male companionship. Since there is no humans there it would have to be with a car. Would you do it? ernie would because ernie is open to just about any kind of kinky thing. ernie is not sure how that would work exactly. ernie would assume on such a car the tailpipe would be the equivent of the ass and the gas tank would be the vagina but you are really talking about a complete new species, so maybe there is no equals? L8 e

11-08-2006, 10:38 AM	#8
*SuperChicken* not banned!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Gonzales Posts: 5,101 Images: 3 Rep Power: 10000	You have the ability to post here ONLY because of Russ' word, which carries weight around here. I have moved this thread to the proper forum, and you will remain able to post...for now. I nor Joey have time to deal with BS. Create work for either of us, and it will go back to the way it was before. Balls in your court. __________________ Sometimes God calms the storm, and sometimes God lets the storm rage, and calms his child. www.ToyotaDiesel.com www.myspace.com/getboost

11-08-2006, 01:08 PM	#10
*SuperChicken* not banned!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Gonzales Posts: 5,101 Images: 3 Rep Power: 10000	I can take it with the best of them, but the last time he was around it cost me and joey about 2 hours out of our work days to lock this site tighter than a frogs ass and I dont feel like doing that again. Every user here suffered inconvenience because of them. __________________ Sometimes God calms the storm, and sometimes God lets the storm rage, and calms his child. www.ToyotaDiesel.com www.myspace.com/getboost

11-08-2006, 02:39 PM	#12
*SuperChicken* not banned!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Gonzales Posts: 5,101 Images: 3 Rep Power: 10000	He's welcome. I'm just saying i never forget those that cost me time. __________________ Sometimes God calms the storm, and sometimes God lets the storm rage, and calms his child. www.ToyotaDiesel.com www.myspace.com/getboost

11-08-2006, 05:31 PM	#15
Ganer13 Respect The Ducati Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Louisiana...the 337 dawg! Posts: 1,637 Rep Power: 6	Damn, Kev your picture was zapped again. __________________ 99 Ducati M750 • 03 BMW F650GS • 96 Honda XR600R SuMo • 99 Italjet Formula • 75 Honda CT90 • 78 Vespa 50 Special • 1980 AMF Roadmaster Mo-Ped

11-08-2006, 08:59 AM	#3
screwzer ttd junkie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: sittin here in limbo Posts: 3,609 Rep Power: 8	I Think We Know Why Your A Troll

11-08-2006, 10:27 AM	#7
Russ Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,218 Rep Power: 0	'sup e?

11-08-2006, 10:26 PM	#17
isocyanates where the hell is rich? Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: back in da swamps hangin with AMOS MOSSES Posts: 1,157 Rep Power: 7	well ernie as long as you are happy and you don't force yourself on an under age car, i say wear it out!! and wear protection! like i always say: don't drink and drive, and wear your rubber!! __________________ they call me gotti the great fresh is how i stay new orleans the city st. bernard tha place!! www.johnguate.com/ www.johnguate.smugmug.com/

11-08-2006, 10:54 PM	#18
BUCKWHEAT In Time Out Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 0	Are the cars hot and sleek with plush interiors & nice lines and curves? Are they promiscuous? I'd be a playboy if it felt right.

11-14-2006, 03:20 PM	#19
AMDemon Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Carencro, LA Posts: 69 Rep Power: 5	I'm down for it I guess, but the weird thing about that movie is there are no bikes. I would like to think that if I was transported in that situation I would be a motorcycle, and of course there are plenty of bikes I would have sex with. __________________ Adam LSA #53 2002 VFR800 2003 SV650 337-254-5061

11-14-2006, 05:04 PM	#20
jgreco15 Faster Than You Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,606 Rep Power: 8	i don't get it __________________ Keepin it on two wheels this time...LSA#31 (337)-781-1843

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